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Brains Key Ring

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Brains Key Ring

Brains Key Ring

Not the sharpest stool in the box, the Turds® cushion for comfort, travel or erm...give us clue?

If there was an award for the thickest turd, this one would win. Except it’s so thick, it wouldn’t even know what an award is!

Nothing smells like stupid as bad as this ponderously large, slow, drooling pile of steaming waste! While this turd may not be the brightest spark, its pungent stench makes it a solid member of Turd World. Our keychains can be clipped onto your house keys, car keys, backpack, in your car or on lunchbox.

This novelty ‘Brains’ turd keychain will make the perfect gift for your friends, parents, partners, siblings and all of the family!

Brought to you by Lovebomb Cushions: the fun, novelty cushion company teamed with our turdy friends at Joe Turds Turd World.

Price in GBP
£3.99
  • This is a new item not yet on sale. We expect this item to be available on Friday, 30 June.

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  • Specification
  • Ethical Production
  • Technical Information

Love Bomb Key Chains are manufactured to the highest standards ensuring that our customers can be confident in every aspect and do not fall prey to unlicensed imitations. 100% Love Bomb through and through!

  • CE Certified tested to comply with European Standard EN71
  • Dimensions: 60mm Length x 30mm width x 80mm height
  • Finished by expert seamstresses to the highest manufacturing standards
  • Manufactured in ethical facilities where social responsibility is maintained

Love Bomb Key Chains are manufactured in facilities which are audited by 3rd Party Organisations to be sure they;

  • are free from Child Labour
  • are free of dangerous long hours
  • promote the wellbeing of all employees
  • have full labour policies and procedures in place
  • provide waste management and environmental management
  • promote Health & Safety and Hygiene

The technical information below is provided as a guide our customers to ensure they know exactly what our Key Chains are made from including love!

  • Ages 3+ not suitable for children under 3 years of age
  • All new material
  • Polyester Fibre
  • Nylon Cord
  • Plastic Clip
  • Tagged with EN-13 (Europe and other Countries) Barcode
  • Tagged to meet UK Trading Standards Specifications

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