'Crappy Valentines' the Lazy the Turds® Cushion

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'Crappy Valentines' the Lazy the Turds® Cushion

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'Crappy Valentines' the Lazy the Turds® Cushion

Unique "Love Quotes" the Turds® Cushion from the Love Bomb Guru's made for your soul mate

Have a "Crappy Valentines" with our unique the Turds® Cushion.

Let us be your Love Bomb Guru's with our fun quirky slogan cushions. Each official the Turds® brand cushion comes with a unique slogan making them the perfect gift for your loved one at this special time be they Birthdays, Anniversaries or Valentines.

Getting out of bed in a morning can be a tough challenge for anyone especially if they are a lazy sh*t. If your partner or lover is a complete Lazy Sh*t then this cushion makes the perfect gift idea. You never know, they may even be bothered to get of their behind and do something truly unique and special in return to you but don’t hold your breath.

Tell your girlfriend or wife, or may be your boyfriend, husband or spouse how much you care, you may be soul mates, lovers or destined to be. So, share the love, go for it, how will they know if you don't tell them, at least you can be bothered with our unique super soft, adorable pillow "Crappy Valentines".

Let the Love Bomb Guru's guide you to the very best romantic reward with a quote, a poem, a slogan that binds your hearts together.

The 'Crappy Valentines' Lazy the Turds® Cushion.

Brought to you by Love Bomb Cushions: the fun, novelty cushion company teamed with our turdy friends at Joe Turd’s Turd World® and the Turds®.

  • Specification
  • Ethical Production
  • Technical Information

Love Bomb Cushions are;

  • CE Certified tested to comply with European Standard EN71
  • Wider and deeper with dimensions: 34cm Length x 13cm width x 38cm height
  • Finished by expert seamstresses to the highest manufacturing standards
  • Manufactured in ethical facilities where social responsibility is maintained

Love Bomb Cushions are manufactured in facilities which are audited by 3rd Party Organisations to be sure they;

  • are free from Child Labour
  • are free of dangerous long hours
  • promote the wellbeing of all employees
  • have full labour policies and procedures in place
  • provide waste management and environmental management
  • promote Health & Safety and Hygiene

The technical information below is provided as a guide our customers to ensure they know exactly what our cushions are made from including love!

  • Ages 3+ not suitable for children under 3 years of age
  • Hand Wash Only
  • Dry Clean Only
  • All new material
  • Polyester Fibre
  • Tagged with EN-13 (Europe and other Countries) Barcode
  • Tagged to meet UK Trading Standards Specifications

How it Began

It started with a kiss... literally! I was shopping around for ideas for my teenage daughter for her birthday and stumbled across these emoji cushions in China. It took me several attempts to get them delivered as they kept getting lost in international post. Once the emoji cushions arrived they were an instant hit, all her friends wanted one and so the craze in our house began.

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